shampoozle

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.

I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.

by Special K PC! May 15, 2006

shampoozle

The last little bit of bubbles left in the shampoo bottle that really should have been thrown away. You squeeze the bottle like crazy trying to get enough out to wash your hair one last time.

I was so mad this morning, I went to wash my hair and all that was left in the bottle was shampoozle.

Aeriel: Steve, why didn't you throw away this shampoo bottle? It's empty.
Steve: It is not empty, there's still shampoozle left!

by Aleah :) April 30, 2008

Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

scamboozle

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.

(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."

by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

shamdoozle

a classy gangsta actvity

Yo son, you up for some shamdoozles later?

by jesustakesthewheel March 26, 2013

scamboozled

A transitive verb defining a voter who believes a government official will keep election promises.

Hey Frank, those Pennsylvania residents who voted for Donald Trump certainly got scamboozled.

by Big Popz March 27, 2017