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Sham Docking 

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
Sham Docking by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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shamrocking 

when one puts on a veteranary cone, shakes up a beer (preferably a yeungling) then proceeds to spray the said beer toward ones face and drink as much if the incoming beer as possible.
after jimmy was done shamrocking the beer justone gave him a hot carlson.
shamrocking by steven douglas December 25, 2005

Shamrocking 

The double handed action of your local bar tender as they top off your Guiness with said 'Shamrock' motif.

'To Shamrock' ; verb. To ladel your lover in an artistic fashion with your 'man muck'.

Post 'Shamrock' a wet wipe (or other absorbant material) is required. Its is advised to steer clear of using the curtains or other handy soft furnishings as febreze and vanish are not up to the job in hand.
"Why my sweet, do we have time for a 'Shamrocking' before we go to your parents for sunday roast?"
Shamrocking by furball69 March 16, 2010

shamrocking 

Yelling out loud and crying when you lose at a game you suck horribly at
He had been shamrocking for ten minutes because he sucks.
shamrocking by xx4nik8rxx January 4, 2012

Shamcocking 

when a man colors his penis green in rememorance of St. Patricks day and proceeds to have sex or recieve head from a woman. There will be green marker left behind on the woman for everyone to see.
Hey look at Ashleys mouth its green. She was definitely just shamcocking Jared.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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