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Rubens

A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.
My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.
by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022
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Rubens

Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.

Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.

He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.

A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.

He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.

He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.

He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
by a saya November 22, 2021
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Rubens

A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go
“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”
by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021
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Rubens Barichello

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).
Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.
by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011
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Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.
"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"
by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007
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rubens girlfriend

wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.
as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.
by megannngieeee August 11, 2009
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Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
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