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A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.
My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.
Rubens by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022
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Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.

Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.

He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.

A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.

He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.

He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.

He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
Rubens will touch your heart.
Rubens by a saya November 22, 2021
A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go
“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”
Rubens by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021

Rubens Barichello 

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debĂșt in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protĂ©ge whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).
Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.

Rubens Candy 

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.
"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"
Rubens Candy by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

rubens girlfriend 

wild and crazy and out of control girl who doesnt behave on the phone with a camara. but keeps it g rated.
as he talked, rubens girlfriend laughed while megan and her shot the picture with their mouth stuffed with doritos.
rubens girlfriend by megannngieeee August 11, 2009

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
Colonel Rubens by wrubens August 18, 2006
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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