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Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

foreskin-shadowing 

1. The ability to predict one's future sexual endeavors by examining set individual's creases near the head of the penis.

Those who have been circumcised have lost this ability.

2. When a male is dancing with a girl and becomes hard in anticipation of a future sexual encounter

3. Dick wrinkles
Woah, these dick wrinkles are strong foreskin-shadowing.

His premature erection was foreskin-shadowing of things to come.

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Fanny shadowing 

When women can’t let men organise a group dinner or weekend on their own terms and collaborate separately to make shadow plans and agree logistics. The women consequently voluntarily take on the burden of making arrangements and perpetuate outdated gender roles.
“Hey Hun, the boys said they would organise our get together but noone’s done anything and it’s , shall we say Saturday 6pm at yours?”
“No Hun, let them sort it out, no good ever comes from fanny shadowing.”
Fanny shadowing by Frida99 November 8, 2018

Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar
Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018
I was bored and started shooping some pictures
Shooping by Xilient August 10, 2009