Shabod 

Someone who is known to raise your blood pressure and sells fabric really expensive.

Doctors recommend talking to Shabod instead of taking blood pressure medication.

Shabod by Def Master August 11, 2017

Shabod 

One of the sexiest and most good looking Iranian gods, known to be extremely gifted behind the keyboard

“Shabod looks like Iranian Jesus”

Shabod by Fortnite master 1234 June 25, 2021

Shaboingery 

Felonious levels of Tomfoolery. Often performed by a silly rascal, a goofy guy, a rambunctious little scallywag.

Did you hear? Troy got arrested for second-degree shaboingery, what a goober!

Shaboingery by Vertical Toast October 19, 2022

shaboinga 

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

shaboinga by PIMP June 11, 2006

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

Phony name Homer Simpson uses to ask moe the bartender for advice in the Season 5 episode "The last Temptation of Homer. Also coincidentally one of moe's tavern's regular customers as well, making it one of the funniest simpson's jokes of all time.

Homer "Moe I need your advice"
Moe "Yeah?"
Homer "See I got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo"
Moe "That's the worst name I've ever heard"
(Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo then leaves the bar in tears)
Barney "Hey Joey Joe Joe!"

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo by roundtwentythree August 12, 2009

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

Shaboingery 

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

Shaboingery by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022