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syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.
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Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

Sephiroth 

that one guy everyone falls for
he will call you a twink for fun
Sephiroth: "Hello, Twink."
Me: "OMG SEPHIROTH IS SO HOT AHSUHFYGFEGGYW!"
Sephiroth by sephiroth's biggest fan February 13, 2021

Bong Syphilis 

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.
Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.
Bong Syphilis by Sense21 February 23, 2007

Syphighonnaherpelaids 

Syphighonnaherpelaids is wicked venereal disease first described by pope puba in 2007. Its symptoms are nasty pus-filled wounds completely covering the genitalia. There is currently no cure, but pope puba is hard at work and close to discovering an ointment to put an end to the suffering of many dirty whores.
After having intercourse with a filthy prostitute, my cousin developed a scorching case of Syphighonnaherpelaids.

Safer Sephiroth

I think "Safer Sephiroth" might be a mistranslation.
Safer Sephiroth by 398YY February 5, 2010