Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.
You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.
After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.
Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
To properly do this you will need to postion the chick so that she is facing out the window while you are gettin it doggy style. After a while you tell her you are going to get some lube real quick. That's when your buddy appears from under the bed and takes your place. Then you go outside to the window and wave to her.
Your buddy could also wear a darth vader mask to turn it into the darth vader houdini extraordinaire. When she looks back to see whos fucking her, your buddy with the darth vader mask leans in and says, "I am your father."