Packets's definitions

Velacious

A perfect mix of veracious and fallacious. A really honest and straight forward lie.

He said he was cheating on me after I passed him genital herpes. Shit's velacious!

by Packets December 24, 2022

Velacious

A perfect mix of veracious and fallacious. A really honest and straight forward lie.

He said he was cheating on me after I passed him genial heroes. Shit's velacious!

by Packets December 23, 2022

Mastication

1. French: nom féminin: Action de mâcher, de mastiquer

2. English: noun: Of relating to the act of cunnilingus

It is of most elegance and fine dining, that my boyfriend and I engage in the usual mastication, on weekends for date night.

by Packets December 25, 2022

Timothy

Time of the Month

My boyfriend and I are trying for a baby but it turned out to be just another Timmy Timothy.

by Packets November 13, 2022

Hexasexual

It's not just one sided.

Celebrities came to me in a dream asking to be my naughty girl. I had to go with Beyonce. I was gifted the term Hexasexual.

by Packets December 27, 2022

Sextraordinaire

A title for one who is extravagantly good and talented at making love and having sex.

When he fucks his sex doll on camera instead of cheating; sextraordinaire.

by Packets December 27, 2022

Pornology

The study of porn.

It's not one of my biggest career interests, but every once in a while I'll continue my knowledge in pornology.

by Packets December 24, 2022