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Shitbooking 

the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit
Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
Shitbooking by carnivore94 February 4, 2010
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sexbooking

Sexbooking is the act of performing verbal sex over facebook. Wether this be through wall posts or comments, maybe even perhaps photos, one facebooker to another will talk in a sexaul or decieving way to the other.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush often use sexbooking, while Reggie is away.
sexbooking by bamfstat101 March 15, 2010

Shitbooking 

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).
After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"
Shitbooking by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

Textbooking 

Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students
David and I were textbooking last night. Textbooks have to be good for something, after all...
Textbooking by ravens101 February 9, 2012

Slutbooking 

(Verb): The Act of doing promiscuous things on Facebook OR The Act of commenting/posting on many peoples walls, pictures, status's, and other things on Facebook.
John:Wow! did you see all the comments Alison left on everyones wall.

Sarah: Oh...yeah....she was slutbooking again.

shatbooking 

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.
Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
shatbooking by Scuzzball February 16, 2014