Textbooking
Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students
Textbooking by ravens101 February 9, 2012
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Textbooking
A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
Textbooking by Robbob11 August 13, 2023
Twitbooking
The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.
Twitbooking by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
Twitbooking
An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.
Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.
When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012
Sextbooking
Sextbooking by katygirrl January 18, 2011
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