Sextapus

A very sexy octopus

Kiff! I was all over her like a sextapus....

by Doggard August 1, 2018

septapus

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia

Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.

by malice91 April 4, 2015

septapus

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.

1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.

by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009

Sextopus

During an orgy when one man/woman uses all four limbs, mouth, and genitalia to pleasure their partners

Me: Hey hunter how was the orgy last nighy?
Hunter: Dude, I mastered the sextopus with 6 people!!

by Freemahniggajohn July 3, 2018

Septapuss

Someone with 7 testicles.

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."

by chezbergrur November 18, 2009

septapussy

a stanky and real dirty pussy

Howard: Damn that bitch stank like septapussy

by unicornprincess2089 November 7, 2022