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septapus 

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia
Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.
septapus by malice91 April 4, 2015

septapus 

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.
1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.
septapus by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009

Septapuss 

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."
Septapuss by chezbergrur November 18, 2009

Seasapussy 

A person (likely an American) who cannot handle any foods with seasonings or actual flavor.
Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.
Seasapussy by Composer man April 25, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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