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MY HUSBAND OLIVER IS A TOTAL SEXSTER HE'LL SEX ANY DAY, ANY TIME, ANYWHERE AND ANYONE EVEN KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
sexster by anonymous June 22, 2025

Sexternity 

God, and exists in the form of six coeternal and consubstantial persons:
1. The dragon (Lucifer and Satan)
2. The father (DILF)
3. The son (Jesus Christ)
4. The false prophet copier (which duplicates Jesus, e.g., Elymas Bar-Jesus)
5. The beast (Antichrist, or the inverse element of Jesus)
6. The holy spirit (the sex toy impregnating Mary)
Priest: *prays*
Have mercy upon us. O sexy, and eternal Sexternity, one God.
Sexternity by tobefree July 13, 2021

sexternal hard drive 

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.
Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.
sexternal hard drive by Champcar November 27, 2011
See Exeter. Capital of Devon renowned for harbouring game, lively and importantly attractive students- thus putting the sex into Sexeter.
Sexeter by Electric Poppa August 4, 2007

sexstration 

providing a demonstration of different sexual positions and styles for another person who needs advice or is inexperienced.
She was nervous about having sex so we gave her a sexstration to show her what to do.
sexstration by illusionzz88 May 20, 2011

Sexterior 

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial
She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior
Sexterior by as1776 January 22, 2015