Sexsmatic

A loss of sex drive for one's asthmatic conditions while having sex. Symptoms include wheezing, heavy breathing, redness and swelling of the face

Just sent my girl to the Hospital. Never knew she was sexsmatic dog, im not tryin to get back at it.

by Brooklyn Heights January 22, 2012

Sexsationship

NO feelings, NO friendship, just sex ! Because getting pleasure shouldn’t have to come with commitment

John: What are you and Brenda?
Alex: We’re in a sexsationship

by AwesomelyHandsome February 28, 2018

sexamalicious

unisex term for someone who is drop dead gorgeous, ultra sexy, really really hot

"dude that guys so hot, he's sexamalicous"

by St Tahls June 3, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Sexstatic

A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

Sexmatic

1) Extremely Awesome, creating feelings of crazy awesomeness
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2) Very Pleasing to self
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a) Yo D, that song was sexmatic.
b) That girl was sexmatic, im calling that girl again for sure.
c) Hitting that huka was sexmatic.

by DSPNyrkez July 6, 2010

Sexsational

The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex

The fuck fest was sexsational!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008