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Sexsmatic

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A loss of sex drive for one's asthmatic conditions while having sex. Symptoms include wheezing, heavy breathing, redness and swelling of the face
Just sent my girl to the Hospital. Never knew she was sexsmatic dog, im not tryin to get back at it.
Sexsmatic by Brooklyn Heights January 22, 2012
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Sexsationship

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NO feelings, NO friendship, just sex ! Because getting pleasure shouldn’t have to come with commitment
John: What are you and Brenda?
Alex: We’re in a sexsationship
Sexsationship by AwesomelyHandsome February 28, 2018
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Related Words
Sexsmatic • Sexmatic • sexomatic • Sexstatic • sematic • sexamalicious • sexatic • Sexenatician • Seximaliciousnism • Sexmatism

sexamalicious 

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unisex term for someone who is drop dead gorgeous, ultra sexy, really really hot
"dude that guys so hot, he's sexamalicous"
sexamalicious by St Tahls June 3, 2005
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spasmatic monkey twitch 

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Someone with the shakes or a tremor.
If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.
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Sexstatic 

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A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.
NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.
Sexstatic by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013
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Sexmatic

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1) Extremely Awesome, creating feelings of crazy awesomeness
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2) Very Pleasing to self
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a) Yo D, that song was sexmatic.
b) That girl was sexmatic, im calling that girl again for sure.
c) Hitting that huka was sexmatic.
Sexmatic by DSPNyrkez July 6, 2010
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Sexsational 

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The melding of "sex" and "sensational" to describe great sex
The fuck fest was sexsational!
Sexsational by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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