A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

somatic massage by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

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Sexstatic

A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

Sexstatic by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

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sexotic

1. combination of sexy and exotic
2. different or amusing, put in sexier terms

man: terribly exotic
woman: wonderfully exotic
woman: and SEXY
man: sexotic
woman: wow thats...
man: perfect thats wat it is
woman: sexotically perfect

sexotic by Kimeb Wo-Dong November 10, 2008

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