A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

somatic massage by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

Sexstatic

A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

Sexstatic by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

sexotic

1. combination of sexy and exotic
2. different or amusing, put in sexier terms

man: terribly exotic
woman: wonderfully exotic
woman: and SEXY
man: sexotic
woman: wow thats...
man: perfect thats wat it is
woman: sexotically perfect

sexotic by Kimeb Wo-Dong November 10, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026