Sexstatic 

A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

Sexstatic by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

Sextation 

Sextation is a travel experience, such as a vacation, where the primary recreational activity happens to be engaging in sex with your significant other. It can also be used when there isn't an official vacation, but one is staying at home. Similar to a stay-cation, you don't need to leave home to enjoy the many benefits. It usually implies that the sex is extended, over a day or more, like a vacation, but a sextation.

Oh my God, my new BF is so hot! We didn't leave his house for three days - it was like a total sextation -three nights, and four days. All inclusive. I need a vacation!

Sextation by Funny Moms May 16, 2016

Sextating 

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."

We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.

Sextating by tinadonn September 26, 2012

Sexsationship

NO feelings, NO friendship, just sex ! Because getting pleasure shouldn’t have to come with commitment

John: What are you and Brenda?
Alex: We’re in a sexsationship

Sexsationship by AwesomelyHandsome February 28, 2018

sexstration 

providing a demonstration of different sexual positions and styles for another person who needs advice or is inexperienced.

She was nervous about having sex so we gave her a sexstration to show her what to do.

sexstration by illusionzz88 May 20, 2011

Sextatious 

The highest rank of sexy possible.

Wow, That girl is sextatious!

Sextatious by boomboomboom41409 May 15, 2009

sextastic 

adj. to be fantastically sexy; instant orgasm

"OH MY GOD! Franz is so sextastic! I think I just creamed!"

sextastic by The Ashinator February 9, 2007