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sexist drive-by 

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."

Subway sexists 

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth 

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

Sextosterone 

A sex hormone rampant among males, giving them the primeval urge to plant their seed deep within a worthy female.
Jack's sextosterone raged within his bloodstream, as he tore off Jill's clothing and shagged her mercilessly.
Sextosterone by Testosterone Jack October 26, 2009

The sexiest man alive 

DAMN Dr.Phil IS SO DAMN SEXY LIKE DAMN HES The sexiest man alive

Racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe 

A term used by members of the “left” political spectrum to describe anyone who disagrees with them politically.
“You don’t believe in my new proposed law, you must be a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe”

“You are winning this argument, so I’m just gonna call you a racist-sexist-bigot-homophobe to devalue your opinion