Sextosterone

A sex hormone rampant among males, giving them the primeval urge to plant their seed deep within a worthy female.

Jack's sextosterone raged within his bloodstream, as he tore off Jill's clothing and shagged her mercilessly.

by Testosterone Jack October 26, 2009

textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

by krotys August 19, 2008

Textosterone

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938

Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.

by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

textosterone

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...

that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..

by chris morrell August 3, 2007

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

soytosterone

A (fictional) hormone present in the blood of low-T beta males. Causes rage, peacocking, and other compensatory behaviors that are often confused for passion, bravery, or backbone, but are the definition of toxic masculinity. Present in many White Knights. Typically begins verbal arguments with a forceful, "Are you saying that...?"

Saw some guy in a rando street debate where the woman was totally owning him. He started getting all mad and raising his voice as if that made his arguments better. You could just see the soytosterone swelling up in that guy. Poor kid.

by ShortStack777 June 30, 2022

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010