JK's definitions

semen

Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.

sprogspawn that smells

by JK March 7, 2004

rudeboy

A youth destined for macdonalds or prison. Usually associates with chavs and other ruders. In gangs rudes hunt down vulnerable white individuals and stop them with phrases like "eh blud, you blaze?" hoping to see put their number, as they 'deal' on your phone. If you are stopped by rudeboys you are almost certainly going to be searched. These poor beggars are so desperate they'll even grab the back pockets of your jeans and have a good feel of your buttocks if you're lucky. Usually, these kids stay out all night and sleep on their beaten down matresses in their council homes during the day. Rudes generally don't do any drugs and their mums only let them have an alcopop at a party every now and then.

a rudeboy was walking down the road with his 'clik' when a white boy all alone walked towards them. He was seen and chased and then robbed.

by JK November 4, 2004

emo boy

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

by Jk July 18, 2006

You Know It

Originally coined by Frank The Tank (Will Ferrell) in the movie Old School, this phrase is now running rampant in college campuses across America. Can be said in agreement to a statement, or in answer to a question. Also at random times if you're bored.

1: F: Awesome... YES! I am back. Woo! You KNOW it!

2: A: This Karkov tastes really good.
J: You know it!

3: D: Dude, did you just pass me in Mario kart?
B: You know it!

4: J: God I'm wasted... YOU KNOW IT!

by JK February 8, 2005

Sharking

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).

That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...

by JK August 3, 2004

turkey drop

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

by JK October 3, 2004

pookie

a cute, endearing or "baby-talk" term for "butt", "rump", "hind end", etc.

Toddler who's just fallen, "Waaaaaa!"
Consoling parent, "Awww, there there--did you fall and hurt your pookie?"

by jk June 30, 2010