JK's definitions

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell

She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.

by JK December 18, 2003

green day

really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).

*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!

by jk May 13, 2005

rudeboy

A youth destined for macdonalds or prison. Usually associates with chavs and other ruders. In gangs rudes hunt down vulnerable white individuals and stop them with phrases like "eh blud, you blaze?" hoping to see put their number, as they 'deal' on your phone. If you are stopped by rudeboys you are almost certainly going to be searched. These poor beggars are so desperate they'll even grab the back pockets of your jeans and have a good feel of your buttocks if you're lucky. Usually, these kids stay out all night and sleep on their beaten down matresses in their council homes during the day. Rudes generally don't do any drugs and their mums only let them have an alcopop at a party every now and then.

a rudeboy was walking down the road with his 'clik' when a white boy all alone walked towards them. He was seen and chased and then robbed.

by JK November 4, 2004

burn

To leave somewhere; usually in a rush. Often used like "Dip" or "Rollout".

"Somebody just called the cops, we need to burn!"

by JK July 13, 2003

JK-47

Automatic lyricist. Spits like an automatic from the grill to the mic. Also means one bad muthafucka. More deadly then an AK cuz its a JK. Defines life and fashion. Ultimate supreme being.

"I wouldnt even fuck with the JK-47, thats to much power for me, to much skill involved there."

by JK December 17, 2004