JK's definitions

nmbla

A sexual position, most commonly used by donkeys.

"Come on baby, lets do it nmbla style."
"You mean like a donkey?"

by JK June 5, 2004

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

chain

There are two protentious meanings.
1.Slavery Chain, where the good poeple were taken from their homes and held with a chain of slavery.
2.Gold Chain, bling, but its old. Golden neckelace of the wealthy being 9although they can be stolen).

Slaaaverrry Chaaain.
Goold Chain!
Ssssllaavery chaaain.
Gold Chain!

by Jk February 28, 2005

pookie

a cute, endearing or "baby-talk" term for "butt", "rump", "hind end", etc.

Toddler who's just fallen, "Waaaaaa!"
Consoling parent, "Awww, there there--did you fall and hurt your pookie?"

by jk June 30, 2010

turkey drop

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.

I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.

by JK October 3, 2004

Sharking

When a guy is very obviously chatting up a girl, it can be referred to as sharking, and be accompanied by the hand gesture (a shark's fin above your head with your hand. The hand gesture can also be used alone, oh so slyly... When a girl is sharking a guy, this is known as reverse sharking, and the gesture changes to a rotating hand, or you could say "R E V E R S E" (a la Holly Valance in those adverts).

That guy was SOOOO sharkin' you then...

by JK August 3, 2004

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004