JK's definitions

shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

chain

There are two protentious meanings.
1.Slavery Chain, where the good poeple were taken from their homes and held with a chain of slavery.
2.Gold Chain, bling, but its old. Golden neckelace of the wealthy being 9although they can be stolen).

Slaaaverrry Chaaain.
Goold Chain!
Ssssllaavery chaaain.
Gold Chain!

by Jk February 28, 2005

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

Drop Goal

A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.

Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.

by JK March 21, 2005

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell

She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.

by JK December 18, 2003