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When you make a decision based on the fact that you are incredibly horny.
When your friends ask why you slept with someone who only wanted sex, you respond, "because I sexided to."
Sexided by HotDishMan October 30, 2022
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To be exiled from your appartment or room because your roomate is having sex with someone.
Hey, can i sleep at your place tonight, I've been sexiled from my place.
Sexiled by CoreyBois May 2, 2006
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when you cannot go in your room because your room mate is having sex
man, i'm sexiled for the whole night, can i crash at your place!
sexiled by nastygurl March 9, 2004
During an orgy, the sexipede is the phase in which each person is connected in any way to another, forming a centipede with sexual connections.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, last night I got to be part of an orgy... It was unbelievable! We were all connected one another!!"

Guy 2: "What!?! You were in a sexipede!?! That's sick!"
Sexipede by Jucy34 February 20, 2013
refering to "exiling" your roomate (usually in a college setting) from his/her room so that you can engage in sexual activity without voyeurism.
"Im gettting sexiled right now so i can't get the bong out of my room"

"your ruined"

"i know"
sexiled by playap02 January 23, 2004
When politely asked or forced from one's room in order to create the private atmosphere most roommates need for coitus with their special friends. Incidentally, it is what I am right now.
Shit, It's 1 am and my roommate sexiled me. He's been goin' since 10 pm, don't I ever get to sleep?
sexiled by Insousiant October 28, 2005
An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.
"I can't believe I had another sexident!"
sexident by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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