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Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.

Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.

sexcrement by Pobbit June 1, 2011

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sexcrement

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman and pulls out to find shit on his penis.

After Mark fucked Mike really hard in the ass I made Pete lick the sexcrement off my wang.

sexcrement by Mike,Mark, and Pete September 3, 2005

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sexcrement

Semen excreted during sex whether solo or with another person.

After we finished fucking I realized I hadn't worn a condom and her vagina was full of my sexcrement.

sexcrement by tomnorthwales December 26, 2014

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Sexcrement

(1.) A parasite that can form when opposite sex partners mate.
(2.) Emissions of human reproduction, one of the leading causes of global warming/climate change.

A full list of synonyms can be found on tiktok posted by missmommymack.

Ew! Whose sexcrement is screaming out there?

Sexcrement by xxsceneyweenybeanyxx August 1, 2022

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excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

excrementos by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

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pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005

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The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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