sexcrement

Children. The waste by-product of sexual intercourse.

Debbie is a dirty slut, she has a house full of sexcrement.

by Pobbit June 1, 2011

sexcrement

when a man is having anal sex with a man or woman and pulls out to find shit on his penis.

After Mark fucked Mike really hard in the ass I made Pete lick the sexcrement off my wang.

by Mike,Mark, and Pete September 3, 2005

sexcrement

Semen excreted during sex whether solo or with another person.

After we finished fucking I realized I hadn't worn a condom and her vagina was full of my sexcrement.

by tomnorthwales December 26, 2014

Sexcrement

(1.) A parasite that can form when opposite sex partners mate.
(2.) Emissions of human reproduction, one of the leading causes of global warming/climate change.

A full list of synonyms can be found on tiktok posted by missmommymack.

Ew! Whose sexcrement is screaming out there?

by xxsceneyweenybeanyxx August 1, 2022

excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.

I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.

by senorguitarra May 17, 2012

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 3, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004