A large pickle jar that you fill with
piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is
meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or
house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and
piss and
busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks
like pickled excrement.