Sexcrab

Pubic Lice.

That Lindsay Lohan is covered in Sexcrabs, your Holiness

by TheAntiqueMaster July 12, 2010

sexorable

adj. a male being both as adorable as a teddy bear, but sexy enough you want to rip the clothes off him and fuck him.

robin thinks chris is sexorable

by chris nasr August 11, 2004

sexcrastinate

to procrastinate from doing work by choosing to have sex.

Charlie should have been working on his history paper, but decided to sexcrastinate with Nick instead.

by truenakamichi February 28, 2011

sexcribe

To subscribe to a porn website

Bro1:Dude! You should really sexcribe to this website!
Bro2:Meh.....

by Sid Hunt March 6, 2016

Boston Seacrab

The Boston Sea Crab is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal cavity and the female farts and it comes back out

Gary - "Oh I am about to nut"
Shirley "Not in my ass!"
Gary "OH MY GOD"
Shirley "You came in my ass"
**Shirley Farts and jizz comes out**
Gary "I just gave you the Boston SeaCrab"

by Nee Nee Boy November 8, 2007

Sexcrament

A combination of the fluids resulting from both male and female ejaculation. Usually causing a heated debate as to who is going to sleep in the wet patch.

I would rather sleep on a park bench than in a puddle of sexcrament.

by madgie December 17, 2009