Sex-perate
Sex-perate by @collegelife March 9, 2017
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Sex Pirate
Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*
Sex Pirate by OhhSnap August 15, 2015
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pirate sex
When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!
pirate sex by Fission1 February 16, 2008
Pirate Sex
A rare sex phenomena that rarely occurs naturally within intercourse. You do not necessarily have to be a pirate to engage in pirate sex but you do need a beard.
Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!
Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!
Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...
This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.
The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!
Pirate sex is when your fucking a girl and when you reach climax you both cum at the same time and you scream ARRRRRR!!!!
Than as she gets blasted, she suddenly grows a beared and screams (in a higher pitched voice) ARRRRRRR!!!!
Then suddenly, you hear a third voice lower than both others (Kinda like a dying, broken-down car engine) mutter ARRRRRRRRR...
This voice must come from a distant male relative whom you did not know was in the residence prior to the beginning of sex.
The aftermath is the most pleasurable experience possibly in the Caribbean!
Girl: Oh randy! Oh randy!!! I wanna have pirate sex!!!
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!! *SPLRSH* ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Girl: I love you!!!!!!! *grows beard* ARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Relative: ARRRRRRRRR.....
Pirate Sex by Beard dawg July 25, 2011
mechanically seperated chicken
mechanically seperated chicken by ju7j65y6j56y546hbigbertha June 11, 2006
sexperation date
When there is a definite end date to your sexual encounter. Two people involved in a sexual experience that has an end date due to location, timing, marriage, etc.
Oh man, I really dig this chick, but she is moving to Staten Island next week, so there is a sexperation date to our relationship.
sexperation date by Kevin Nocoins June 15, 2008
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