Sexpirate

A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)

Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)

Sexpirate by Lola Ramona March 4, 2009

Separately Single 

When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.

New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.

Separately Single by Bananas!! November 13, 2016

Separately Single 

when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious

Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE

Separately Single by NormallyCamren March 17, 2015

Sexparations

Reparations for slavery... paid in the form of sexual acts.

Amber offered Phil Sexparations after Rachael called him a racial slur.

Sexparations by BeckySnow March 17, 2019

Sexorate 

sex-ore-ate
verb: sexorated; sexoration

1. To sexify something. Anything. Anyone.

Origin: Australia/America, circa.07012013

A person can become sexorated through simple actions (for women) such as:
Plucking eyebrows
Waxing upper lips
Wearing slightly revealing clothes or butt lifting jeans
Wearing VERY slightly revealing clothes.

Or (for men):
Growing out a beard
Taking a shower ie. smelling nice
Cooking a sexy meal
Wearing a suit while cooking a sexy meal.

A room can be sexorated through actions such as:
Candles. Everywhere.

Example:
John : Hi Gina, I just decided to grow out a beard tonight and cook you dinner in my army uniform.
Gina: *Pants off*
John: Allow me to light this candle.
Gina: *faints*

Sexorate by Shaft125 July 23, 2013

Frustrally Sextrated 

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009

Semi Separated 

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

Semi Separated by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017