Sex Ban

Not allowing any form of sexual activity to your partner because they pissed you off. She can't suck his cock, he can't lick her pussy, no genitals touch, no tit action and no one get's to cum until the ban is lifted.

My girlfriend told me I was lucky because she let me hit that so I told her I hope she enjoyed it because I was placing a sex ban and going to pound the pudd until she realized who the lucky one was.

by Sexually Deprived August 20, 2009

ban sex

okay it just makes sense like would you rather have us die because of lack of resources because of overpopulation just because you want some cheeks bruh

Me: let's ban sex
Morbius: why are posting your garbage opinion on Urban Dictionary

by Williamthecoolboy June 25, 2022

sex bandit

One who often obtains sex for himself in a quick or mischievious manner.
see also "steal it"

That Nick Yurick is a sex bandit.

by Nick Yurick July 17, 2005

poop sex bandit

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.

Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

by chuckinator May 23, 2008

butt sex bandit

person who fucks another person in the ass/slang term for a queer

Bob is such a butt sex bandit

by Taylor February 27, 2005

sex banana

A Banana Used For Sex

Man Last Night I Saw My Girl Having A Talk With

A Sex Banana

by Jointman2756 October 18, 2015

Sex banana

"the sex banana" is where you pile drive your dick into her so good that her face lights up bright and cheerly like the sun or a "sex banana"

"I did the sex banana on her last night"

by The one piece is real June 28, 2021