"the sex banana" is where you pile drive your dick into her so good that her face lights up bright and cheerly like the sun or a "sex banana"
by The one piece is real June 29, 2021
by Jointman2756 September 2, 2015
When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006
When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.
ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!
by bananasarefun March 18, 2007
A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.
Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.
Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.
I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!
by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006
when a chik lays flat on her stomach (naked) and an illusiv young man comes from behind and places his john thomas in her ass and starts rocking to a fro in the shape of a banana. quite amusing may i add especially on dutch porn channels.
by Jox March 20, 2003
Banana Sex is when a male and a female are about to have intercourse and the male doesn't want to 'stick his penis up in it' so he grabs a banana before heading in to 'do the nasty' and lays her on her back, both have their pants off, while he slides the banana in her. Then he has one of two options;
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
1 Continue till she orgasms. Then leaves it in her and runs.
2 Get up and run, after shoving it in her.
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Banana sex is a mean gesture, usually done to embarrass women.
by Miss. Brutal </3 November 22, 2007