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An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
Schmoment by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005
Related Words
a smart moment, when someone is given an opportunity to have a smart moment by another person
The person in the audience had his smoment during the Question and Answer session, where they were able to inform the guest speaker on pertinent information about their topic
smoment by Smoment Man April 4, 2013

selfmoment 

when someone screenshots their own joke and puts it in #epic-moments
<screenshot of a selfmoment>
selfmoment by cockus dickus March 9, 2022

secomoment 

A period of one second and 69 milliseconds.
Wait a secomoment!
secomoment by #+_+# March 7, 2025
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026