SevMoment

One of the many inconvenient things that regularly happen to Severin Hansen on a daily basis.

Severin's plug only gave him 2 OZ Even though he bought 3. Talk about a SevMoment...

by Dorki maximi November 28, 2023

Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005

smoment

a smart moment, when someone is given an opportunity to have a smart moment by another person

The person in the audience had his smoment during the Question and Answer session, where they were able to inform the guest speaker on pertinent information about their topic

by Smoment Man April 4, 2013

selfmoment

when someone screenshots their own joke and puts it in #epic-moments

<screenshot of a selfmoment>

by cockus dickus March 9, 2022

secomoment

A period of one second and 69 milliseconds.

Wait a secomoment!

by #+_+# March 7, 2025