secomoment 

A period of one second and 69 milliseconds.

Wait a secomoment!

secomoment by #+_+# March 7, 2025

Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Schmoment by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005

scomments 

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

leave a comment:
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the roof! Get in on the action now! And
increase your penis size 4-6 inches! And download
some great new sf0tware while you're at it, chump!
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...the above were scomments from a spammer

scomments by Mike42 September 12, 2005

selfmoment 

when someone screenshots their own joke and puts it in #epic-moments

<screenshot of a selfmoment>

selfmoment by cockus dickus March 9, 2022

SevMoment 

One of the many inconvenient things that regularly happen to Severin Hansen on a daily basis.

Severin's plug only gave him 2 OZ Even though he bought 3. Talk about a SevMoment...

SevMoment by Dorki maximi November 28, 2023

scomment

A comment on scott nichols instagram post

scharming , the scutest - example scomments

scomment by wowlodge January 24, 2026