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Serious as a beaver
Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"
Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"
Serious as a beaver by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013
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Serious drooling
Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
disclaimer: i did not make this
Lethal serious
If something is so lethal or so serious the one word just doesnt cut it. It's like when you take 40 chats and are off your face and your on some buzz.
Lethal serious by I amlethalilovechats August 10, 2019
serious business
An expression said, often in a sarcastic, humorous way. Can be used in just about any context to describe something in a nonsensical way. internets
serious business by Kyle2252 September 1, 2008
Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day
On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too
Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"
"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"
"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"
Shut the fuck up about furries seriously just shut the fuck up day by anonynonmous December 18, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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