The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.

My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.

springitis by KJaylo March 26, 2017

Related Words

Seringiki • serenGIFity • Serengitis • Seriniti • springitis • string bikini • String Killer

Serengifity

That divine feeling you get when you find the perfect gif for the conversation

“Dude, that gif you posted was so appropriate”
“It’s just serengifity, my dude”

See examples in reddit.com/r/retiredgifs

Serengifity by Jukeboxroho January 14, 2020

serenGIFity

(noun) An unsought, unintended, and/or unexpected discovery of an animated gif that goes with the music you are listening to.

A person is listening to George Clinton's "Do Fries Go With That Shake" and they happen to come across an animated .gif of Homer Simpson dancing to the beat. That would be considered serenGIFity.

serenGIFity by Bear2nd April 19, 2010

Serengitis

The disease where your penis shrinks until it retreacts into itself.

Brahhh, I think i either have Serengitis or i just have a very little Shrinky- Dink.

Serengitis by RAGIKSLOV November 27, 2010

Seriniti

A girl whos parents wanted the name serenity but wanted it to look like a name and not a word so they just changed almost all the vowels to an I to make it difficult for people to pronounce your name. If you have this name, well, I'm sorry cause you have probably gotten some weird pronunciations lmao.
You've probably gotten so annoyed by the mispronounciations, that you now go by your middle name, like meee

*teacher reading your name for attendance*
Se-ser-serentini?
Ser- serendipity?
You: uh..it's serenity...but spelled differently... Seriniti

Seriniti by Seriniti Is A Weird Name December 1, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026