Serengitis 

The disease where your penis shrinks until it retreacts into itself.

Brahhh, I think i either have Serengitis or i just have a very little Shrinky- Dink.

Serengitis by RAGIKSLOV November 27, 2010

Sereniti 

Sereniti is such a nice and loving bestfriends you’ll ever meet buttttt.........She is abusive and night owls. She is always there for you cause she actually cares for you. Don’t make her mad or she’ll cuss you out or throw you into a wall but, but on the inside Sereniti is sweet. One flaw that she has is that she can be a little dumb sometimes or in the head. Other than that Sereniti is intelligent and independent.She needs no one. Sereniti can be bipolar sometimes too.

Person: Ew Sereniti
Sereniti: Shut the fuck up
Person: dang I was just playing
Sereniti: You better be
Person: ...
Sereniti: So what’s the answer to number 3

Sereniti by BeckyStar👾 May 24, 2019

serenitist 

-- One who deliberately chooses neutrality for the sake of personal wellbeing and serenity.
-- One who values serenity above most, if not all, other considerations.

Also spelled “SERENETIST”.

Whether socio-politically or otherwise, being a serenitist does not mean that the individual does not have a view -- rather that they choose not to speak about it.

"That weak-ass fence-sitter didn't pick a side when I mentioned progressives versus Trump."

"That's because she's a serenitist."

serenitist by Buffy Devane February 20, 2017

Serengeti 

1.) An ecosystem in Africa (northern Tanzania and southwestern Kenya) which is revered for its incredible natural beauty, diversity, and unbridled innate wildness.
2.) A rare and amazing female who exhibits those qualities (incredible natural beauty, creative diversity, and unbridled innate wildness).

!.) "I hope I see a zebra when I go on my photo safari to the Serengeti."
2.) "That Serengeti always surprises me in the very best ways!"

Serengeti by sageadvice May 19, 2018

sereniti 

Beauty; Graceful; Her humour brightens the dullest room or the saddest soul. Peaceful; Calming; Amazing Daughter; She is so graceful she can grow a garden that is as beautiful as she.

This Garden is the perfect Sereniti to Meditate.

sereniti by thebeauty1 February 2, 2017

springitis 

The soul-crushing loss of motivation which occurs shortly after spring break. Commonly found in college students returning for the last 2 months of school. Think "senioristis" but on a much more serious scale. Common side effects include a steep increase in overall Netflix binging, a strong desire to go drink, and a sudden lack of preparedness for most upcoming exams.

My springitis has gotten so bad, I watched Netflix for 9 hours yesterday and got nothing done.

springitis by KJaylo March 26, 2017

Serengifity 

That divine feeling you get when you find the perfect gif for the conversation

“Dude, that gif you posted was so appropriate”
“It’s just serengifity, my dude”

See examples in reddit.com/r/retiredgifs

Serengifity by Jukeboxroho January 14, 2020