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post-sequitur 

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.
Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!
post-sequitur by DanielR January 8, 2009
When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.

This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
That kitty is squoinging.
My cat's squoing is so cute!
Squoing by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023
a sequoia is a person where she will always keep everything 100 with you, they don't lie nor do they like liars. sequoias are the type of people who you would love to be around. sequoias are the most beautiful girls ever seen. never get them mad or it will be dangerous for you. sequoia is a sexy,flexible,intelligent,and honest person. they are to be great dancers and love everyone. everyone loves sequoia and sequoia loves everyone else. sequoia will be the best girlfriend to ever have. no matter what she is loyal and always have her boyfriends back.
omg look, its sequoia..omg she is soo sexy look at her
Sequoia by babygirllolo March 13, 2016
She is an angel sent from heaven, she will always make you smile. She has many friends.

Sequoia, if you see this ily💖💖
Me: Sequoia is so pretty ❤❤❤
My Friends: ew

Full Sequoia 

A raging hard on. This term was invented by a friend of mine. We were talking about having an erection in the morning, which is sometimes called; Morning Wood. He invented this term to denote an extreme case of Morning Wood.....Full Sequoia.
This morning when I woke up, I was sporting Morning Wood.....it was FULL SEQUOIA.
Full Sequoia by Urban Tony November 6, 2009

non sequitur 

a statement that has little or no relation to what preceded it; illogical inference; (Latin for "it does not follow")
Example of a non sequitur:
Theo lives in a small apartment. Therefore he must have a small penis.
non sequitur by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008