While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.
Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.
Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!
When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.
This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
a sequoia is a person where she will always keep everything 100 with you, they don't lie nor do they like liars. sequoias are the type of people who you would love to be around. sequoias are the most beautiful girls ever seen. never get them mad or it will be dangerous for you. sequoia is a sexy,flexible,intelligent,and honest person. they are to be great dancers and love everyone. everyone loves sequoia and sequoia loves everyone else. sequoia will be the best girlfriend to ever have. no matter what she is loyal and always have her boyfriends back.
A raging hard on. This term was invented by a friend of mine. We were talking about having an erection in the morning, which is sometimes called; Morning Wood. He invented this term to denote an extreme case of Morning Wood.....Full Sequoia.