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Semenitis 

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
Semenitis by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009
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Sereniti 

Sereniti is such a nice and loving bestfriends you’ll ever meet buttttt.........She is abusive and night owls. She is always there for you cause she actually cares for you. Don’t make her mad or she’ll cuss you out or throw you into a wall but, but on the inside Sereniti is sweet. One flaw that she has is that she can be a little dumb sometimes or in the head. Other than that Sereniti is intelligent and independent.She needs no one. Sereniti can be bipolar sometimes too.
Person: Ew Sereniti
Sereniti: Shut the fuck up
Person: dang I was just playing
Sereniti: You better be
Person: ...
Sereniti: So what’s the answer to number 3
Sereniti by BeckyStar👾 May 24, 2019

anti-semitism

One of the myths regarding anti-semitism that has been perpetrated on the world is that only jews are semites. This is totally inaccurate.

If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.

The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).

Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.

Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.

Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
An ashkenazi jew of Indo-European roots is not a cousin of a moslem, jew or christian of semitic roots, since those who expanded in the world were not jews, nor christians, nor were moslems; what expanded in the world was the respective religious doctrines of semitic peoples.

We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.

Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.

Sure they are jews but they are not semites.

The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.

Sementia 

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.
Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.
Sementia by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

serenitist 

-- One who deliberately chooses neutrality for the sake of personal wellbeing and serenity.
-- One who values serenity above most, if not all, other considerations.

Also spelled “SERENETIST”.

Whether socio-politically or otherwise, being a serenitist does not mean that the individual does not have a view -- rather that they choose not to speak about it.
"That weak-ass fence-sitter didn't pick a side when I mentioned progressives versus Trump."

"That's because she's a serenitist."
serenitist by Buffy Devane February 20, 2017

sereniti 

Beauty; Graceful; Her humour brightens the dullest room or the saddest soul. Peaceful; Calming; Amazing Daughter; She is so graceful she can grow a garden that is as beautiful as she.
This Garden is the perfect Sereniti to Meditate.
sereniti by thebeauty1 February 2, 2017

sexeritis 

refers to a state of inactivity followed by sleepiness that one gets after engaging in extensive sexual activity.
My baby came over last night and we were sexing like crazy! I ended up with a bad case of sexeritis.
sexeritis by Ceyxia November 7, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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