A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
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One of the myths regarding anti-semitism that has been perpetrated on the world is that only jews are semites. This is totally inaccurate.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
An ashkenazi jew of Indo-European roots is not a cousin of a moslem, jew or christian of semitic roots, since those who expanded in the world were not jews, nor christians, nor were moslems; what expanded in the world was the respective religious doctrines of semitic peoples.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
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by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014
Get the Sementia mug.-- One who deliberately chooses neutrality for the sake of personal wellbeing and serenity.
-- One who values serenity above most, if not all, other considerations.
Also spelled “SERENETIST”.
Whether socio-politically or otherwise, being a serenitist does not mean that the individual does not have a view -- rather that they choose not to speak about it.
-- One who values serenity above most, if not all, other considerations.
Also spelled “SERENETIST”.
Whether socio-politically or otherwise, being a serenitist does not mean that the individual does not have a view -- rather that they choose not to speak about it.
"That weak-ass fence-sitter didn't pick a side when I mentioned progressives versus Trump."
"That's because she's a serenitist."
"That's because she's a serenitist."
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by thebeauty1 February 2, 2017
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My baby came over last night and we were sexing like crazy! I ended up with a bad case of sexeritis.
by Ceyxia November 7, 2010
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