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semenite 

That thing you get when you jack off way too hard so that when you jizz, you can only squirt out tiny sprits every few seconds.
After masturbating WAY too hard, I could only manage to get out a few semenites.
semenite by stikkky December 28, 2011
Words you can keep

Semenite 

A girl who attracts the semen of men in a radius of more or less 10000km.
Andrew: Hey, do you feel that?

Bradley: Holy shit! Semenite incoming!

Semen: fuck

anti-semenite 

n.) Any man-hating woman; can be a lesbian but not necessarily one.
"Forget about asking her out, she's an anti-semenite."
anti-semenite by Joe B Low September 16, 2008

Semented 

When your semen fuses two or more objects together.
Throwing a towel on your cum puddle will result in it being semented within a 12 hour period.

semenated 

when something has traces of semen in it
Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets
semenated by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Selenite 2.0 

The best (free) roblox script executor currently out there.
Boy: I use Selenite 2.0

Girl: *Undresses*
Selenite 2.0 by LilUziIsaNigger June 25, 2022

sementery 

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator
All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts
sementery by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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