selqing 

An act of self mutation of the balls and stoke the cock

Hank: you here about selqing
No what's that.

Hank: he cut his balls off and stoked out

selqing by Tbonesexymama March 19, 2024

Selqing 

When a male ties his penis to a string and ties the other end to a spring block system where the spring is attached to the wall and pulls the block back and releases thus executing simple harmonic motion described by the classic differential equation.

He got tired of using his hands so he started selqing instead.

Selqing by AppliedMaster May 18, 2024

song selling 

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.

Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.

song selling by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

Selling 

Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing

“Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”

Selling by lil squelch April 30, 2020

selling life 

Getting the bae pregnant

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck

selling life by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015

Selling 

When playing the game “NBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.

You’re selling dude.
You air balled

Selling by Sell god March 9, 2019