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selqing

An act of self mutation of the balls and stoke the cock
Hank: you here about selqing
No what's that.

Hank: he cut his balls off and stoked out
by Tbonesexymama March 19, 2024
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Selqing

When a male ties his penis to a string and ties the other end to a spring block system where the spring is attached to the wall and pulls the block back and releases thus executing simple harmonic motion described by the classic differential equation.
He got tired of using his hands so he started selqing instead.
by AppliedMaster May 18, 2024
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song selling

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.
by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
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Selling

Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing
“Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”
by lil squelch April 30, 2020
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selling life

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck
by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015
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Selling

When playing the gameNBA 2k19” and shooting contested shots and yelling GREEN and missing your shots.
You’re selling dude.
You air balled
by Sell god March 9, 2019
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selling popcorn

Selling popcorn

The act of standing by and doing nothing to effect or change events but attracting attention to the event itself none the less.
I was getting the crap kicked out of me and my buddy Mike was just standing around selling popcorn.
by Nathan McIntosh April 25, 2004
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