Selissa 

My soulmate. She is literally the bestest friends anybody could ever ask for. She is great at comforting, cooking, cleaning, she can do practically anything. I often call her celery, selis, and selisser. She deserves the world. I love her so much and i hope to graduate with her in the future. i want to stay her friend. I'm so happy i got to meet her. if your reading this i love you sm Selissa.

Me: *paragraph about how much i love selissa*

Selissa by bristarss November 24, 2022

selisa 

Super cutesy girl, adorable and loveable. Will always have your back, and if anyone hurts you they better watch out cuz she will literally attack. Very balanced person, willful and dedicated. Very creative and genuine. You can trust them with anything. Literally, they have a fantastic sense of style, anything looks good on them. They are also very affectionate and very funny. They have a super big heart, so a lot of people might take advantage of it which sucks. Always thinks of others first.

Selisa is such a sweetheart I love her

selisa by essence_type11 January 29, 2020

shlissade 

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.

Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!

shlissade by Merkins July 25, 2009

shelissa 

the thug name for elissa/elisabeth

the best nickname in the world for someone

usually a very fun, cool, collected, and funny person

they tend to have lots of fun but could easily eat stressed out

always on the go and hard to come by

they also have a rocking body

if you see a shelissa better keep her

did you see that shelissa girl?

ya she seems like so much fun!

shelissa by idek 173 January 14, 2017

selisha 

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

selisha by ISK May 23, 2014

selisha 

loving couple

they are so selisha

selisha by pwoggy April 26, 2021

Salissa

A southern lady with a wicked tongue and piercing eyes. Watchout! Of Germanic Origin.

You totally got Salissa'd man. That was harsh.

Salissa by Yowzah February 4, 2010