My soulmate. She is literally the bestest friends anybody could ever ask for. She is great at comforting, cooking, cleaning, she can do practically anything. I often call her celery, selis, and selisser. She deserves the world. I love her so much and i hope to graduate with her in the future. i want to stay her friend. I'm so happy i got to meet her. if your reading this i love you sm Selissa.
by bristarss November 24, 2022
Get the Selissa mug.Super cutesy girl, adorable and loveable. Will always have your back, and if anyone hurts you they better watch out cuz she will literally attack. Very balanced person, willful and dedicated. Very creative and genuine. You can trust them with anything. Literally, they have a fantastic sense of style, anything looks good on them. They are also very affectionate and very funny. They have a super big heart, so a lot of people might take advantage of it which sucks. Always thinks of others first.
by essence_type11 January 29, 2020
Get the selisa mug.The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.
Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?
I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!
I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!
by Merkins July 25, 2009
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the best nickname in the world for someone
usually a very fun, cool, collected, and funny person
they tend to have lots of fun but could easily eat stressed out
always on the go and hard to come by
they also have a rocking body
if you see a shelissa better keep her
the best nickname in the world for someone
usually a very fun, cool, collected, and funny person
they tend to have lots of fun but could easily eat stressed out
always on the go and hard to come by
they also have a rocking body
if you see a shelissa better keep her
by idek 173 January 14, 2017
Get the shelissa mug.A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.
Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!
by ISK May 23, 2014
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by Yowzah February 4, 2010
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