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A total hot babe. Typically Bisexual or doesn't care about gender of who they are into. Cares deeply about your situation but doesn't want to get involved. Family oriented. Loves to eat food with good people. When she finds a partner she is really connected to them almost to a fault. Will pay for you if you dont have money and doesn't expect anything back. Will force money into your hands. Is always down to hangout.
Everyone: did you see that one bitches tattoos that must be a selyssa

Everyone: damn thats one hot babe
Selyssa by Allie19 June 10, 2022
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Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.
Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man
Salyssa by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017
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Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.
salyssa by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016
My soulmate. She is literally the bestest friends anybody could ever ask for. She is great at comforting, cooking, cleaning, she can do practically anything. I often call her celery, selis, and selisser. She deserves the world. I love her so much and i hope to graduate with her in the future. i want to stay her friend. I'm so happy i got to meet her. if your reading this i love you sm Selissa.
Me: *paragraph about how much i love selissa*
Selissa by bristarss November 24, 2022
The most bad ass bitch you will ever meet, she is hot af and her laugh will light up a room, she is independent and the people around her find it attractive. She is dedicated to her future and guys fall in love with her at first sight. When she talks to you, you cannot control your smile. Don't mess around with her because she is a goddess and will fuck you up. If you ever meet or you know of a Shlyssa, steal or snatch up that girl because there isn't anyone like her, so keep her locked up so she can't get away because she is smart.
Guy1:"Damn Shlyssa, where do you get that hot body of yours from?!"

Shlyssa: " The same place I fucked your dad. "
Shlyssa by GaysCanSuckPP March 24, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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