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a small gnome who travels alone
sits by a hedge
and places a bet

and is frickin amazing!!


"hello serissa, looking very gnomy today"
"why thankyou, i just got my beard trimmed"
serissa by slag1208 February 5, 2009
Words you can keep
The Most loving Person on earth but sometimes can be your karma. Very overprotective over what matters to her. Safe to say there a blessing and a curse.
Serissa is such a lion!
Serissa by rissaa <33 November 21, 2021
If you meet a woman named Serissa just know you are in luck. She’s a very strong minded woman. Very loyal and always thriving in life. Don’t let her go.
Serissa. Hey Serissa, you are very smart.
Serissa by Linatinakina November 23, 2021

sherissa 

the most beautiful girl anybody could ever meet, has that stunning personality and is a very, very, loud person, enjoys to work hard and loves to go out with her friends and loves to talk. the work sherissa comes from france meaning passionate. sherissa is girl you would want to become friends with
"i wish i could be a sherissa"
sherissa by sherissa November 29, 2016

serislaw 

to be extreamly, awesomely serious.
"you need to Serislaw, stop being such an asshole.."
serislaw by Bethany Parks March 23, 2008
She's a sweet loving and caring girl..she loves everyone the same
She Loves you defined serisha
Serisha by Parking dom May 16, 2020

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.
"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)
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