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NOUN:
(sylissa, pronunciation; sill-iss-uh)

1. A colloquial term for someone who is a slippery bugger—generally of the female persuasion—who uses any means to get her ends. A Sylissa is usually highly attractive and not above exploiting the power she has over other people because of this—be they male or female. She is highly intelligent and doesn't always bother to hide her sociopathy, believing people to be too foolish and unobservant to realise that they are being manipulated. In most cases this is a true belief, due to the fact that she is a true Master at what she does. She is very creative and not scared to play the long game. Sylissa's tend to have a darkness inside that scares even themselves upon occasion.

2. A woman hated by those around her for no apparent reason. A cursed being.

3. A colloquial middle-class (brit.) term for a serpent—or indeed a person with serpent like qualities.

ADJECTIVE:

(sylissious, pronunciation; sill-iss-ee-us)

4. A single term that refers to the idea 'abyssus abyssum invocat' ('Hell begets/invokes Hell', or, 'deep calls to deep') and is usually used to describe a persons questionable (from a moral point of view) attitude or actions.

5. Has been known to colloquially replace the the word 'salacious' or 'prurient' in speech.
1. person one: "How did your date with that Mary chick go?"
person two: "It was going fine until I started to get the feeling that she might be a sylissa."

3. "I bought her a sweet little sylissa as a birthday gift."

4. 'She was a sylissious woman, but they didn't let that bother them.'

5. 'No matter how hard he tried he failed to beat back thoughts that many would consider sylissious and improper.'
Sylissa by AN-MORRIGAN January 6, 2012
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shlissade 

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.
Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!
shlissade by Merkins July 25, 2009
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A southern lady with a wicked tongue and piercing eyes. Watchout! Of Germanic Origin.
You totally got Salissa'd man. That was harsh.
Salissa by Yowzah February 4, 2010
My soulmate. She is literally the bestest friends anybody could ever ask for. She is great at comforting, cooking, cleaning, she can do practically anything. I often call her celery, selis, and selisser. She deserves the world. I love her so much and i hope to graduate with her in the future. i want to stay her friend. I'm so happy i got to meet her. if your reading this i love you sm Selissa.
Me: *paragraph about how much i love selissa*
Selissa by bristarss November 24, 2022
An awesome, fantastic, beautiful woman. Never disrespect a Silissa as their wrath is unbareable!!
Did you see that woman her name is Silissa, she is most amazing woman I have ever met!!!
Silissa by wordrider October 20, 2008
A pretty little lady with good pussy . Will make you fall in love without even knowing her .
Salissa is so pretty.
Salissa by booloo22 September 19, 2021
Sylisa is a very cool person :) it's unbelievable how there's only one cool Sylisa in this world!
Sylisa
Sylisa by Bubbletea November 22, 2021