Seffi

Seffi is the sequel to Ron.
While a Ron is the epitome of strength, Seffi is the epitome of triumph. In the face of a Seffi, Ron sucks dick.

Dude: I wish people would consider me a Ron, then eventually I might be able to climb my way up to a Seffi.

Seffi by Geyszer June 15, 2010

Seffi

A calm guy whom is a jokester on the side. When people are not around him he is determined and focused but in social situations can light up a room. Underestimated but never underrated. Young king

That person was acting like a seffi.
That seffi got wit dat peng ting.
What the seffi is going on here??

Seffi by Uncle_shalom November 23, 2021

Selfie Control 

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

Selfie Control by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

Selfishing 

Self-ish-ing: Occurs in the social networking world. An act of calling attention to one's self by posting a vague comment that entices people to ask you to elaborate.

It's a selfish post intended to fish for attention.

These are examples of selfishing posts:

1) "Man you wouldn't believe what just happened to me!"
2) "Oh my God. I can't believe this. Please send prayers..."
3) "Gee, I can't believe that someone would hurt someone like that"

Selfishing by MaxieD May 12, 2011

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

morning selfie by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfie Centered 

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

Selfie Centered by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016