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Seemona is not to be messed with. She is not ur average Simona but instead a SEEMONA. Seemona will not hesitate to do anything and is always ‘right’. Seemona also hates people called Vivian

“Hey, have you heard about Seemona?”

Seemona by Dirty Madeline July 28, 2023

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sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

sermonate by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

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Seemona • Shemona • seedona • seemon • seemonster • Semona • Sermonale • sermonar • sermonate • poor man’s lemonade

Shemona

A girl who loves to laugh and smile. She may have alot of mood swings. But most of the time, she tries to be happy. She's hardworking and has to do everything perfectly. She is lovable and absouloutley cute and adorable.

Who is that cutie? That’s Shemona!!!

Shemona by michalea2664847287 November 13, 2018

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Sermonale

A scenario that completely revolves around beers. From sermon; a talk on a religious or moral subject, and ale; Australian slang for beer.

See you at the pub tonight for a sermonale.

Sermonale by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

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seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

seemon by Simon May 7, 2004

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Semona

A fruity raccoon child

"Man Semona is so fruity her name even has Semon in it."

Semona by Flat_Froggie May 20, 2022

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sermonar

A sermonar is similar to a seminar in that there is a topic and one or two presenters. Seminar is usually more like a workshop, which can be as short as several hours, or even as long as several days, with Q&A periods. A sermonar is no longer than 2 hours, and is given during the morning worship period at a church.

My husband and I recently gave a sermonar on Christian dating and marriage at a church in Santa Monica, California during the 11:00 a.m. worship period. It was well-received, and we went away with lots of helpful feedback. (True story!)

sermonar by Nene' February 15, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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