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Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.
"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"
Secularmas by TFE January 11, 2008
Words you can keep

secularism 

The belief that church and state should be entirely separate, and that the citizens should be free to believe whatever they want.
The government of America is based on Secularism, whatever Glenn Beck might think.
secularism by DaveGranger March 24, 2010

Pseudo-secularism 

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.
Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?
Pseudo-secularism by The Non Smoker November 6, 2021

secularism 

A belief and theoretical system of governance aimed to remove religious influence from politics. If its theory is applied both religion and politics are safe from each other. Every member of society is seen and treated equally for their religious views and laws are judged on their logicality; not on their religious or spiritual importance.
The extent of secularism in the U.S. demonstrates how far ahead it is compared to religious governance and the darkening prejudice of fundamentalism.
secularism by Enlightened fellow April 26, 2014

evangelizing secularists 

Proponents of the myth of the Separation of Church and State who, suffering from Jehovahphobia, do their level best to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.
In the U.S., it's unconstitutional to pass any "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Therefore, evangelizing secularists persuade the courts to set precedents that have the effect of regulating religion and the free exercise thereof.
People who are not muslim but support muslims over people of their own religion for political, or professional, or monetary gain.
As soon as Israel launched a millitary offensive in Gaza, the Seculars cried it was a violation of human rights and abuse of power by Israel.
Seculars by SUM11 February 29, 2024

Secularanity

An ideology and/or pseudofaith based on Secular Exclusivism.

A synonym for Secular Exclusivism.

Secularism can be separated into:
1. Secular Inclusivism, where all religions are accepted, respected and celebrated, and

2. Secular Exclusivism (Secularanity), where the only accepted outwardly appearance, behaviour and beliefs are consistent with exclusive secular values.
School 1:
Person A: Schools should celebrate all religions!
Person B: So I can't be visibly religious here?

Person A: Of course not! Secularanity rules!

Person A: I think you're taking things a bit too far...

School 2:
Person A: Schools should celebrate all religions!
Person B: So I can be visibly religious here?

Person A: Of course! We have secular inclusive values!
Person A: Thank goodness!
Secularanity by Rexlyx April 17, 2024
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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