Secretism

Acting in a mysterious fasion. Not giving full disclosure.

The secretism of that dude intrigued me. He wouldn't even tell me his name.

by Esabeth Regenbogen March 20, 2010

SECRETISM

Something that must be kept secret between two people. Usually the consequences of the secret being released would result in the death or the spoiled reputations of the two people.

- I made sure that Maggie would keep our baby a secretism until we knew what we were going to do.

- Somebody somehow hacked into our instant messenger conversation and revealed our secretisms to the public... POP (gunfire, suicide).

by warnurrrrr May 11, 2007

Secretwoman14

A mysterious female anon.

E: Who’s that?
F: It looks like secretwoman14

by Ace the simp March 28, 2023

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

jac secrets

A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.

"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."

by pastorlode February 23, 2014

dragon secrets

taking one's vehicle and throwing it into an out of control situation, letting the tires slide and squeal

He attempted to unleash dragon secrets, but ended up stuck on the side of the road.

by Trogdor!! November 29, 2006

scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011