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doggy of da sea aka da scawy shark
look it’s a sea dog it goes meowwwww
sea dog by squid wars February 1, 2020

Chilean sea dog 

the art of when making out with an alcohol-poisoned drunk bitch, taking her throw-up in your mouth, and carefully blowing it into her asshole, and then having anal sex with a tabasco covered condom into her barf-filled anus.
Nick gave hannah wilson the worst Chilean sea dog in history last weekend.
Chilean sea dog by Reinered December 17, 2008

Salty Sea Dog 

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog
Salty Sea Dog by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

old sea dog 

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
old sea dog by targetforever February 26, 2011

Salty sea dog 

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean
Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.
Salty sea dog by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013

Old Sea Dog 

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.
Old Sea Dog by Α January 24, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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