Scwary 

Scared shitless of darren

Darren is scwary

Scwary by Suppercoolgamer69 June 12, 2018

The Scary Door 

The Scary Door

The Scary Door is a show that exists within the Futurama
universe and is occasionally viewed by the characters.

It is a spoof/parody of The Twilight Zone.

There are currently 5 episodes of The Scary Door and they
appear in:
"A Head in the Polls", "I Dated A Robot", "Spanish Fry",
"Let's Twist Again" and Benders Game

1.
You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location,
the kind of place where there might be a monster
or some kind of weird mirror.
These are just examples, it could also be something much better.
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

2.
You're entering a realm which is... unusual
Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster?
The second one
Prepare to enter: The Scary Door

3.
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational known as: The Human Mind.
You ask a passer by for directions,
only to find he has no face or something.
Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road
You swerve
Narrowly avoiding: The Scary Door

4.
Imagine, if you will, a three by seven inch wooden frame
a frame that's a gateway to a world of imagination.
Wipe your mind on the welcome mat.
You're about to enter: The Scary Door.

5.
Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand.
He refers to a group *mumble*
But you're not quite sure what he said.
He appears to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk
It's remotely possible that he just said something about:
The Scary Door

The Scary Door by rzhhhh July 17, 2010

Scary Grapefruits 

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

Scary Grapefruits by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009

Scary dog privilege 

Having your scary alt friend that scare people away with you. It’s like walking with a Rottweiler.

Using my Scary dog privilege to go on a walk in the city

Scary dog privilege by Silverwarespoon May 24, 2021

scary bitches

Bitches that got a big mouth but when it comes to confrontation they pretend they "didn't mean it that way"

All these scary bitches talkin shit but when i pull up all the sudden it was somebody else

scary bitches by Eeeeokay March 6, 2018

scary smart 

A demonstrated level of superior mental intelligence, accompanied by a high I.Q., beyond that which people of "average" intelligence find comfortable or can understand, often to such a greater degree that it leaves them feeling intimidated or even somewhat frightened.

There is "smart," there is "really smart," and there is "scary smart"—so smart that you are glad the person uses their mind for good and not to rule the planet for their own enrichment. ~Professor David Tulloch, Rutgers University

scary smart by ZenWarrior October 17, 2009

Mr. Scary

Mr. Scary describes the mysterious guilty feelings one experiences after going on a bender or a blacking out. For example, the feeling that you have burned a bridge with a friend, gotten in trouble with the law, spent too much money, or made out with an ugly person.

"I blacked out last night and now Mr. Scary is all over me."

Mr. Scary by Mister Scary July 27, 2012