Scurp Head

Refers to the type of hair cut most commonly associated with emos. The shaggy unkept in the face look. Scurp would be a combination of a Shaggy Coons Upper Rectal Patch, broken down into Scurp.

S, "look at that Scurp head over there"
P, "what a bitch, I think that emos are easily the gayest thing since guy on guy porn"
S, "I agree someone should punch him in the taint and tell him to get a hair cut"

by The Great Whiteness February 8, 2007

scurf head

a term used for a blond person with short hair cause it looks like their head has tons of dandruff

oh yeah i knocked the lice off that scurf head fo sho'

by criccet September 24, 2005

slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

by chris jones March 24, 2005