snurp

To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.

Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!

by ThisIsJohnBrown February 22, 2011

snurp

When you sneeze a burp at the same time, and in doing so its hurts like hell.

Ben had to sneeze and when he did he burped, and I said hey good snurp, and he said OUCH.

by PV002 February 15, 2009

snurp

It is a sneeze-burp. The person sneezes, then burps at the same time as the sneeze or shortly after.

"Dude!"

"What?"

"I totally snurped last night and my girlfriend broke up with me."

by Let's Make Sexytime February 11, 2009

snurp

noun. someone whose appearance, demeanor, and presence sucks so completely that it begins to swallow everything around them.

that snurp sucke up all the hipness from the room

by victron November 05, 2005

snurp

adj. snurp refers to a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting. Someone may also be called a snurp when they talk in a sucking, drinking and slurping like motion while snorting.

"This morning I snurped my cereal. Mom got mad."

"Why do you keep acting like such a snurf, I can't hear you."

by creampuff March 06, 2005

Snurp

A snurp is when you burp and sneeze at the same time. Also known as a bneeze, snurps usually have a lag time between the burp and the sneeze (in any order). If really well timed, a snurp can be deadly and can make you throw up your innards. A mass snurp can end civilizations.

Chris does have the ability to produce synchronous snurps.

"By Jove", Dr. Smellford exclaimed," So it is a mass snurp which destroyed Atlantis!"

by Schmuck83 April 18, 2007

snurped

When you sneeze and burp simultaneously.

Guy 1: hachOOO.
Guy 2: What was that man.
Guy 1: Aww I just snurped.
Guy 2: What the heck is that?
Guy 1: You know when you are in the middle of sneezing and you burp.Come on dude.

by Snurp July 23, 2006