slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

slurphead by chris jones March 24, 2005

Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

Slurshed by Mackswell leavey July 10, 2017

Slurryhead 

A chung laaad mad at silage or slurry and always sending snapchats of his tractor or of himself in the cab with his beour and silage songs going full belt.

jaysus bai he's some slurryhead idn't he

Slurryhead by ford2000 April 15, 2021

slaphead

A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.

boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008

slumhead

A quick-witted, thick-skinned individual who believes in speaking the truth at all times. Sometimes at the risk of hurting a person's feelings. Slumheads are usually incredibly funny, and don't pass up the opportunity to engage in heated debates. Often times leaving their NON-Slumhead opponents angry and distraught.

Man...those slumheads are a tough crowd...

slumhead by T.Y.E. July 26, 2006

slurryhead 

A chung laaad mad at silage or slurry 24/7

jaysus he's some slurryhead idn't he laaad

slurryhead by ford2000 April 15, 2021

slaphead

an absolute baldy!

you are a slaphead, you got no hair mate

slaphead by veganito April 10, 2019