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Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
Epic Scruts by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010

Ya dad on bacon scruts 

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"
Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(
Ya dad on bacon scruts by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Kubz Scouts

An awesome amazing Youtuber who needs his own definition so here ya go Jay i love you Jay
Tell your friends that Jay from the Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE
Kubz Scouts by MimikyuNatsu September 16, 2017

Kubz Scouts

an underrated youtuber who despite his fanbase is not talked about as much.
Person: Who are you watching?
Person 2: Jay from the Kubz Scouts
Person: Who the hell is Jay from the Cube Scouts?
Person 2: That Dude!
Kubz Scouts by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021

Kubz Scouts

Kubz Scouts Other Known As Jay Or Robert Is A Energetic Youtuber Who Has 4.22Million Subscribers And Fans Today.
"Complimentary Horror Game Flashlight" - Kubz Scouts
Kubz Scouts by Junko Sukii July 28, 2021

hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again 

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3
hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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