Pronunciation: \ˈskrəm(p)-ə-bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: conjoining of delectable and scrumptious.
— scrump·a·bil·i·ty \-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— scrump·a·bly \-blē\ adverb

"that girl may work for me, but she is scrumpably kissable"

"when she melts, she is incredibly scrumpable"

Scrumpable by mynameisalsomonkey September 11, 2009

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scrumpfle

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up

Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?

scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010

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scrumpfle

When your dog is so excited to see you, he runs around, rubs on you, and acts like he wants to wrestle down on the floor.

Man, when I got home after work last night, Taco really scrumpfled me.

scrumpfle by june t March 20, 2010

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scrumpalicious

Pleasing to your sense of taste in an overwhelming nature.

Homemade taramisu prepared with fresh ingredients is scrumpalicious.

scrumpalicious by loki469 June 9, 2011

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scrumptulescent

Absolutely delightful, excellent, or delicious in the extreme. Referring more to thought and form, than to flavor. (Root word: scrumptious Source: Saturday Night Live, "The Actor's Guild")

His on stage antics weren't just amazing, they were scrumptulescent, transcending all levels of excellent.

scrumptulescent by Josh McCormick October 11, 2002

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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